neither here nor there

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

image

gnarville:

Earth porn

foxnewsofficial:

iamyourfanclub:

good job lil buddy :)

YES!!!

realitychemist:

caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

Tony is a man after my own heart.

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
…
seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

maybe dad likes to have pretty nipples while getting some.
you go, dad. 
you go. 

caw-caw-mothercluckers:

tf2crazy:

advils:

plantie:

nosdrinker:

advils:

Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up

this is hell

Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

seriously, grow up please.

if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up

what if it’s not your mom who uses them

maybe dad likes to have pretty nipples while getting some.

you go, dad. 

you go. 

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

I reblogged that lava picture ages ago how many miles have you scrolled to be able to reblog that?

There’s this fantastic thing called a queue, dontcha’ know.

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.