but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT
I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.
Tony is a man after my own heart.
Looking in my parents closet I’m going to throw up
this is hell
Whaaaat, parents have a sexual life? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
seriously, grow up please.
if accepting the fact that my mom uses nipple tassels is part of growing up then i don’t want to grow up
what if it’s not your mom who uses them
maybe dad likes to have pretty nipples while getting some.
you go, dad.
note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke
who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me
There’s this fantastic thing called a queue, dontcha’ know.
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."